GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.

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“I cannot stress this enough - it's more than it appears. I won't say anything else. I love it.”
Jesse Cox

“GlitchSPANKR is an eccentric, turn of the millennium time capsule that truly radiates creativity.”
84/100 – Metacritic

“GlitchSPANKR is a fun, weird, and entertaining journey that’s worth your time.”
GameGrin

Sobre este jogo

This game is "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While there is a theme of Spankin', it's all in fun, get your mind out of the gutter!

OVERVIEW

You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out.

Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus.

But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love?

Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.



Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.

With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.


Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?

GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way.

Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.

Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.

Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.

Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.

Divulgação de conteúdo gerado por IA

Descrição dos desenvolvedores sobre como o jogo usa conteúdo gerado por IA:

GlitchSPANKR was handcrafted. We used AI audio sparingly and purposefully:

We remixed our own original tracks into ambient variations (e.g. a French-style version of “Friend”).

A handful of songs had lyrics we wrote and used AI to help generate their music, which we refined and often re-recorded ourselves.

One minor joke character uses an AI voice by design.

Descrição do conteúdo adulto

Descrição dos desenvolvedores sobre o conteúdo:

The primary character is generally depicted as a mildly foul and crude character with a bad history.

Requisitos de sistema

    Mínimos:
    • SO: Windows 10
    • Processador: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memória: 8 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Versão 11
    • Armazenamento: 2 GB de espaço disponível
    • Placa de som: Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.
    Recomendados:
    • SO: Windows 11
    • Processador: Better than the minimum I suppose.
    • Memória: 16 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: 2000-series card or better.
    • DirectX: Versão 12
    • Armazenamento: 2 GB de espaço disponível
    • Placa de som: The minimum, but better?
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